Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Waffle House, known to a select few as "Wh", can be a totally new experience for someone who has never been. It is my belief that Waffle House should not open until around midnight or so, being that that's when they receive most of their revenue from poor college students like me. Going anytime before about 1am is just boring. There's no one that is drunk, the best employees are still getting their Waffle House gear on at home, and most of all, the atmosphere just isn't the same.

We (Tyson, Kevin (another room mate of ours) and I) try to go to Waffle House at least every Friday or Saturday night between 12am and 1am. We do this simply for the reasons stated above. It's interesting. We also have our favorite servers...or better put as people that wear Waffle House stuff and just talk to you the whole time. We've been so many times that they know us almost by name and our hope is to one day be able to server ourselves our own drinks by walking behind the counter and doing it.

I won't name the employees specifically, but we'll just title them "The Greatest Restaurant Employees Ever To Walk The Planet." I think that's a pretty good title.

There are many good laughs to have at Waffle House, and I think everyone should take a trip out to their local one at around 1am and see if they don't have a good time. You'll find it's impossible not to end up crying from the laughter...do it.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are so right, my friend, sooo right!
and i think that is an awesome goal to have... we (me and ashleigh) are behind you all the way! haha and let us know if you ever succeed in being served with no pants on (if you recall our WH visit...)

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Anonymous said...

You know, if you take the Waffle House hat that says "WH" and turn it upside-down, it says "HM" which could be interpreted as meaning "hot momma", which is a pretty fitting title for any Waffle House employee.

Unknown said...

Very funny. I know what you mean too. A few years back I would hang out at Dennys and WH during those hours and it was never a dull moment. At the Dennys I did serve myself. The WH closest to my house now is not as fun. It has the "freak show" working 3rd shift. One of the guys is a stalker that looks like a child molester. (stalked a friend of mine a few years ago) NASTY.

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Anonymous said...

I must say Bobby it appears that you are leading an extravagant college life. Waffle House is one of the United States most influential places to eat mainly because they never close. I believe that in my life i have been to WH about 4 times not drunk and all at the time you have mentioned. It is a very entertaining place to be i must say

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